VIP Travel
I remember hearing once that, if you sign up for the frequent, er, train-user program on the Amtrak site, you get a fantastic list of possible honorifics to choose from. Today, I found out for myself. “That’s ‘Rabbi Prince,’ if you please.” Oh, wait, I think I prefer “Hon. Chief Petty Officer.” Or, let’s just take this as far as possible, “Pastor Prince Princess Professor.”
That one’s actually not too bad.
Although a little too gender-conflicted for a pop star maybe.