Trigun thought of the day.
It happened that I was thinking of a Western (Red River, with John Wayne, 1948, very gay, and I don’t mean junior-high-lunch-period “that’s so gay”) with a cattle stampede scene in it. And suddenly I realized:
Vash the Stampede.
Vache the Stampede.
Geez. All these years it took me to figure this out.