This Complete Breakfast
A law enforcement guide to breakfast cereal.
Precious Commodities
- Cookie Crisp - heist attempts are so common that many larger cities have a special Cookie Crime unit
- Lucky Charms - many reported attacks on leprechauns by youth gangs in search of these
Controlled Substances
- Frosted Flakes - performance enhancer, banned by the Olympic Committee
- Cocoa Pops - stimulant
- Corn Pops - addictive, users experience withdrawal pangs and rage
- Trix - sold over the counter in most states with proper child ID
What did I miss?
November 18th, 2003 at 11:11 am
I would assume that Captain Crunch operates under maritime law. (Though who knows what sort of hijinks go on in international waters…)
Also, I’m pretty sure Froot Loops are a protected resource under endangered species acts, though the Bush administration may change that through regulatory action.
January 26th, 2004 at 9:58 am
Argh. Comment spammers + b0rken LiveJournal RSS support = teh suck.