In other depressing news,

http://web.archive.org/web/19970124154801/latifundium.res.cmu.edu/~higgins/

Is archived from 1997, but the original design is circa early ’94 (with fancy updates like image alignment and image maps as the technology became available). I appear to have become either busy or bored around 1996. My design sense has no doubt matured since then, but my design capacity probably hasn’t… check the reference to Mosaic!

But here’s a cheery fact: I read somewhere that the longer men wait to get married, the less likely they are to have their wives divorce them. Male critters typically seek “health” in a mate, while female critters screen contenders for “status.” And people tend to increase in social status as they get older.

Sure enough–according to that article, anyway–men tend to leave women for healthier partners (young, spunky types); women leave men for higher-status partners (suits, drug dealers). So, up to a point, time increases a man’s odds.